Unfortunately they're making a sequel to Crank. This time a gangster steals his heart and he has to spend the movie constantly shocking himself to keep an an hoc artificial heart going.
No, I'm not making that up. I'm expecting it to be as lame in comparison as Transporter 2 was to the goofy fun of The Transporter (double crap, I just looked and see they are making Transporter 3, and also the horribly title The Brazilian Job, a sequel to The Italian Job).
And Jason Statham is one of those few guys where I'm willing to watch in crappy movies because he does it consistently well even if the movie remains crap.
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