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Originally Posted by Disneyphile
This was just emailed to me:
APPLES & WINE
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the life out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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Why do most men pick the low hanging fruit? It's not because they are afraid of falling. There are just more apples down low. A bushel full of apples can make one helluva snack.
True, Men are like fine wine but not for the reason you state. In order to fully appreciate our vintage, you need to pop our cork.