Too. Many. Quotables! Can't. Decide!
Do I quote Alex saying:
But I derive my life energy from hate!
Too Formal - The day my coffee table doesn't have to call me sir is the day communists and al qaeda have won.
Who eats at the dining table? I don't give a damn whether the stacks of DVDs on the dining chairs are comfortable.
or
Improper Lighting - We once had a recessed dome light feel up my grandmother. So I drowned it under the rug.
???
And all the ones I was too lazy to copy and paste!
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