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Originally Posted by cirquelover

So.....I'm having fun warping my son and my nephew. I turned them on to Stephen King for their reading pleasure. I even brought out my Cycle of the Werewolf for them to read.

Originally Posted by cirquelover

Now I have to reread some of them to figure out which ones they are not old enough to read!

that's easy...

they're not old enough for:

• menstruating telekinetics
• Vampires
• Nukey-lar Disaster survival novels
• Psychics named Johnny
• Pyrokinetic Girls
• Beasties in a foggy supermarket
• rabid dogs
• re-animation of pets
• killer cars
• werewolves.. oops, too late...
• sewer clowns
• unhealthy napkin-weaving obsessions
• things that eat time
• psychotic literature fans
• psychotic authors
• psychotic shop-owners
• psychotic well-dumping wives
• psychotic B&D games gone wrong
• psychotic ‘little bald doctors’
• Rita Hayworth
• Paintings of women wearing rose madder gowns
• Small Nevada towns along highway 50
• Jails with mice
• Children whose first name starts with k
• Anything to do with little tall island
• a bottle of water, two Twinkies, a boiled egg, a sandwich, a large bottle of Surge, a poncho, a Game Boy, and a Walkman.
• Red fuzzy stuff
• Buicks with really large trunk capacity
• out-of-state cigarette tax stamps
• mobile phones with new ‘pulse’ feature
• sticky-beak novelist’s wives
• small china dolls found in buried treasure

ok, now seriously, get 'the eyes of the dragon' for them.