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Old 08-20-2008, 03:27 PM   #36
SzczerbiakManiac
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My parents did/do, but I do not:
  • believe in imaginary friends (like God, for instance)
  • deliberately hang out with other people once a week for the express purpose of believing in imaginary friends (like church, for example)
  • get skeeved at the thought of two people of the same gender loving each other
  • enjoy camping
  • vote Republican or Democrat
  • consistently arrive an hour or more late to pretty much everything
  • become psychotic if guests are coming over and the house is not immaculately clean (that's a mom thing)
  • yell at people (unless it is a life or death situation)
  • try to convince my grandmother that OJ really did kill his wife (another mom thing)
  • spank my children's bare ass with a 2x4 (well, if I had kids...)
  • throw things away (I am a total packrat--not proud of this fact though)
  • make my bed (there is no point in this daily ritual)
  • enjoy driving long distances
  • become stymied when sitting in front of a computer
  • have a VCR that flashes 12:00 all the time
  • like to drive a stick shift
  • work out (my dad burned me on this by making it torturous)
  • especially enjoy playing sports
  • enjoy watching sports on TV (with a couple exceptions, most notably the Olympics)
  • enjoy Westerns and/or Old West culture
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