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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman
I can't wait for the day when technology allows me to pee down my pantleg without getting noticed!
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LMFAO.
I talk to myself. I try to do this when I'm alone. Mostly I try to keep the monologue inside my own head. I was listening to my headphones on the subway and noticed a cute girl staring at me and smiling. I was thrilled that this adorable lesbian found me so attractive, but then I felt my throat moving, and realized that I'd been, for probably about 20 minutes, talking to myself. Because of my headphones I couldn't hear what I was saying. I have these internalized conversations but I must have started moving my lips, and then because I couldn't hear myself, I spoke up. I can't remember what I was saying or thinking, but I bet I was talking back and forth as if speaking to another person. And I'm pretty sure I looked insane. I do believe I gave her a horrified look of apology and shook my head, blushing madly.