I registered a set of twins at the library the other day. One was named Christian, the other, Kristopher.
This lady is insane, I thought. But instead I said, "Two "Chris', huh?"
"Yeah," she said. "That's why I went with the K for Kristopher, so they're different."
Of course, she called them by their full names when speaking to them - no way in hell anyone would be able to call either of them "Chris", no matter how she friggin' spelled it.
Do you think she thinks she's clever?