[JWBear]

I just got this in an email, and I thought I'd share it:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for exmple,the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was there for about 5 mins, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him,"Come on , man, how about giving a retired person a break? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a 'Nazi'
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a "doughnut eating gestapo"
He finished the the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.Personally, I didn't care.
I came downtown on the bus, and the car he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said "McCain in '08.'
I try to have a little fun each day now that i'm retired It's important to my health.