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Old 04-21-2005, 04:22 PM   #11
Scrooge McSam
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Two statues stood in the park, lovers forever separated, but each reaching for the other. One bright morning an angel looked down from heaven and was struck by the beauty and pathos of their plight. She decided to grant them each life for a short period, permitting them to commune together if just for a few brief moments. In an instant, it was done. Life, but for an houir.

A raised eyebrow and a shy smile later, they both rushed off into the bushes beside the path from whence began much giggling and shaking of brush.

With sheepish grins, they appeared back on the path. The angel said "But children, you have a few more moments to be together. Your hour is not up. Use this time for it is all you will have".

"Cool" exclaimed the boy statue, and then to his lover "but this time, you hold the pigeon down, and I'LL sh*t on its head"
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