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Old 04-21-2005, 07:21 PM   #22
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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

Spoiler:
The guy says, "75 cents."



Ok, this next one is slightly tasteless so I'll spoiler the whole thing. I hope it doesn't offend anyone.

Spoiler:
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and says "Wow, that's pretty cool. Where did you get him? The parrot replies, "Africa".
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