[BDBopper]

Despite the fact that pretty much everyone here lives thousands of miles away from me I wanted to politely invite y'all to my Birthday Party. I was hoping that the exact date and time would be pinned down by now but it has not (it really doesn't matter too much in this instance). All I know is that it will be held next Friday night or Saturday afternoon. I realize that y'all will definitely be declining but I still I wanted to invite y'all anyway because you guys mean a lot to me. While we may be miles apart you are all close to my heart. Yeah I know that may sound cheesy and overly sentimental but those are my Honest-to-God feelings. Heck, you even invite me to your gatherings and I live all the way out here on the not-so-bitter Southeastern Coast.

I hope to be blessed with the presence of the swanky spirit of the LoT Commune. It wouldn't be a true party without y'all!