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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket
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If you put the appropriate er, opening, in that badly sewn gusset, she'd make a good impersonation of a Tron Lovedoll.
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Originally Posted by Chernabog
I JUST ACCEPTED A NEW JOB!!!!
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!! 
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Originally Posted by Chernabog
Holy motherfvcking fvckballs.
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Duly added to Quotes. hehehehehe.
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Originally Posted by 3894
Sorry to change the subject but I'm gonna. Tonight we walked out of a local Chinese place - bad Mongolian beef. And when I say bad I mean putrid, as in literally.
Where's the health inspector, maybe you're wondering? Our county doesn't have one. Hasn't had one for over three years, maybe it's four.
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How is the county allowed
not to have a health inspector ?!?!?!
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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt
I had a wonderful day today, training to represent my fellow coworkers.
Then I came home to my happy little puppies and kitties.
Then my beautiful wife came home.
Life is good.
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This made me verklempt. Really. I love it when life is good.
I had the good fortune to get an all-clear for my shoulder from the specialist, and the first day of scooter training went really well. I felt like Gina Lollobrigida buzzing around the streets of Rome on my little Vespa !!
Which reminds me: