I would dig moving to Ohio to help with blueness. At least, I'd move to a blue county there.
Of course, I only say this because I know nothing about Ohio. They have the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. Yup, that's all I know. I don't know what a Buckeye is...
Reality check - I don't think I could live in the US and be that far from my family. Even San Fran would be too far.