[Cadaverous Pallor]

So. My Obama car magnet was stolen off my car Wednesday night. Saw it Wed coming home, didn't see it Thurs leaving for work. I'm pissed. I stopped at the Dem. HQ (walking distance from my home) to pick up a STICKER. Now you know I'm committed.

I get home and my neighbor happened to be outside at his car. I figured it could easily be them who took it, as they have seemed to skew Republican in my interactions with them...and they're also morons, and oftentimes, jerks. I couldn't help but test this.

I waved the new sticker at him and told him someone had stolen my Obama magnet. His instant response: "Well, can ya blame 'em? Aw, I'm just kidding." He then went on to say, "So, that one's a sticker?" and I swear, it sounded to me like he was figuring out whether he should try steal it as well. I said that I'd hate to think a neighbor would do this, and he didn't have much of a response for that. Could all be in my head, but seriously, these people are not bright, not good at hiding. (These same people put their place up for sale during the mortgage crisis and then said to me "it's crazy, for some reason, a lot of other condos are foreclosing right now - it's a big mystery! Just our luck, I guess."

Well, even if he didn't take it, he's a f'n asshole for making the crack about not blaming the theif.