[Cadaverous Pallor]

Ace Rimmer just cracks me up. When he dived down the slide backwards, I almost choked laughing. What a douche.

I also loved the part where the old guy was dragging the skinny chick to the line and he said "IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER", so she would stop squirming. Hilarious.

Looks like this will be a silly season more for laughs than anything, not one where we can watch people do well, like watching Ozzy swim or something.

I have to admit, watching that "drag people over the line" event made me feel dirty. I don't know why that seemed more exploitational than other events, but it did.