[Prudence]

But the really cool people HAD toilets! And servants to wipe their royal posteriors! And they didn't wash their own clothes. I'll have you know I'm strictly an Eleanor of Aquitaine/Elizabeth I kind of girl. You may have noticed that I crave power. I don't want to be beheaded or live in muck or eat sops on a regular basis. I'd need lots of disposible income. And good shoes.

I think part of my problem is that there are so very many things I'd want to see and I'm weighing them in my head and trying to decide if they'd be worth the inconveniences.

But if I had to pick, it'd be the grand dame herself -- Elizabeth I.