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					Originally Posted by  Moonliner
					 
				 
				When are they going to get a "Virtual Dad"?  
 
 * Automatically accelerates for yellow lights.  
 * Blairs horn at idiots who drive too slow  
 * Turns audio system all the way up for any Aerosmith song  
 * Automatically scans all radio frequencies for any Aerosmith songs.  
 *Automatically locks passenger side door when parked (enabled for son's only)  
 
  
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 If the "Virtual Dad" is anythin like my father, it will sound like this:
"No, you can't have the car tonight.  Get a job and get your own god damned car!  And while you're at it, get a hair cut; you look like a chrysanthemum!"