Lashbear, if you ever want a second career, I suggest you open up a Naughty Bakery.
I happen to be baking this morning but it's only New York crumbcake. It was the power of suggestion. If you've watched
the video in the Because We Need A Laugh - Part Deux thread, you understand. To my everlasting shame, the dog decorations, I already have.
I'm going low-fat with this crumbcake, meaning I halved the topping and substituted apple sauce for the fat in the cake.
I have plans for the crumbcake that do not involve any of it making its way into my mouth. The neighbors across the street both have cancer. Another neighbor broke her leg.
Listen, I'm a great-aunt. I bake for my neighbors and I knit stuff for babies.