Norma
Hurry up, the birthday boy is on his way.
This is a surprise celebration
I hope you've remembered everything I've said
I want to see a total transformation
Joe
What's all this?
Norma
Happy birthday, darling. Did you think we'd forgotten?
Joe
Well... I don't know
Norma
These people are from the best men's shop in town.
I had them close it down for a day.
Joe
Norma, now listen!
Norma
I'll leave you boys to it.
Manfred
Happy birthday, welcome to your shopathon
Joe
What's going on?
Manfred
Help yourself, it's all been taken care of,
Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me.
Joe
Well, golly gee.
Manfred
Pick out anything you like a pair of
You just point, I'll do the rest
I have brought nothing but the best
You're a very lucky writer
Come along now, get undressed
Unless I'm much mistaken
That's a 42-inch chest
Joe
I don't understand a word you're saying
Manfred
Well, all you need to know's the lady's paying