Hem hem hem.
Applause.
"Thank you, thank you."
"My Sarah Palin jack-o-lantern is pretty on the outside but is lit by a very dim light."
"My Joe Biden jack-o-lantern keeps saying "Happy Easter!" to my neighbors. What a gaffe!"
"My Joe the Plumber jack-o-lantern is not a pumpkin after all. It's really a squash."
"Is this thing on? Testing, testing?"
"My McCain jack-o-lantern keeps blinking and sticking its tongue out at me."
"My Obama jack-o-lantern is gone. It went to Hawai'i to see a pineapple."
"Thank you, enjoy the rest of your stay here at the casino. Enjoy the buffet, make sure to try the Alaskan King Crab legs and moose burgers."
