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CP,
Have a wonderful birthday, and may all of your dreams come true.
(Except the one where you're trapped on Superstar Limo seated between Carrot Top and Pauly Shore who are trying to double dog dare each other to be funny in a veiled attempt to cover the hurt that they were not asked to participate in the attraction, even though they are both just as hilarious as TV funnyman Tim Allen or Cher, while you politely roll your eyes and wait patiently for the end, which never, ever comes...)
Have a churro, kid. You deserve it.
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