Official request: Do not read sappy poetry at my funeral, please.
Awesome cutting edge poetry, yes. "I am one with the universe now, carry on with your lives", no.
The LoT counts as my Will and Testament, right?
Actually, I take it back, read whatever you want at my funeral...for I shall not hear thine words of sadness and loss, I shall be forever given unto that which lies beneath the crust of the earth, oh sweet, faint drama of this material time, yadda yadda.
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