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Originally Posted by HTHBellcaptain
Next thing I'd do is get rid of the U.S. Mint, and replace it with the U.S. Chocolate Mint. That's right, the new currency for my bellhop dictatorship would be Chocolate.
The final thing that I would do on day 1 of being President/Dictator/Bellcaptain would be to shoot Carrot Top.
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Oooh! Ooh! Can I be your Vice President/Dictator/Bellcaptain? I promise I won't eat up your entire fortune of chocolate. Just half of it--I'll share, I swear.
Garden gnomes in the shower?
Riiiiight.