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If I ever have kids I'm going to wait until it is five to start protecting it. I don't want to form an unnaturally early emotional bond just to have it die on me anyway. To help make them stronger I'll make them tongue clean one toilet seat every week; not to improve their immune system (see next paragraph) but rather so that they learn that sometimes life is unfair and whining doesn't make it any better.
My view on germs is that I can't see them so they, like the inside of my eyelids, don't exist. Illness is actually a moral failing and the big pharma conspiracy has convinced us otherwise so that we'll buy their products. As evidence I present exhibit A: Louis Pasteur owned stock in Pfizer.
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