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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
Shopping carts and restaurant tables don't concern me. Babies, however, are disgusting creatures who spit up on themselves and **** in their pants. The next time someone asks me to hold their baby, I'm going to demand some sort of prophylactic parka before touching it. Babies expose you to e coli and worms. I can live with germs, but I don't know how any of you live with babies.
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heh. you obviously dont/wont have dogs either then. the only variant from that description is (most) dogs dont wear pants.
although some are seen in the occasional colorful shirt.
