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"I'm going to insert these cold metal instruments up your 'hu-ha'. Just a friendly warning."
"You know, I really prefer that you say 'vagina'. I'm not 12."
"But that is a vile word."
"I suppose you also think the thing itself is vile."
"Yes. Yes, I do. Now, hold still. I need to inspect your dirty pillows for cancerous lumps, which you probably deserve, since you are obviously a filthy harlot!"
That's the kind of OB-GYN that uses words like 'hu-ha'.
If its your profession to look up skirts all day long, you should really be able to use adult vocabulary words. But not so adult as to ever hear my doctor say, "Now spread 'em wide, and show me your secret smile."
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