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		 Big Bottom ~ Spinal Tap 
  
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' 
That's what I said 
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand 
Or so I have read 
  
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo 
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo 
  
Big bottom, big bottom 
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em 
Big bottom drive me out of my mind 
How could I leave this behind? 
  
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day 
You know what I mean 
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day 
You know what I mean 
  
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights 
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah 
  
Big bottom, big bottom 
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em 
Big bottom drive me out of my mind 
How could I leave this behind? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White 
			 
		
		
		
		
	
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