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Reminds me of the joke about Goldberg, who was on a cruise ship that sank, leaving him the sole survivor. He floated on some debris to a deserted island that had everything he needed to live.
Five years later, when he was rescued, he showed his rescuers around the island. To alleviate boredom, Goldberg had built a replica of the town he lived in back home, complete with market, post office, etc. There was one of everything except that there were two temples across the street from each other. One of the rescuers asked Goldberg why there were two temples.
Goldberg pointed to the left. "That one I go to."
He pointed to the right. "That one I wouldn't be caught dead in."
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