soo...if you ever want to try something to really make your mouth tingle and give yourself a really low opinion of yourself, try what I just did...
make a nice cup of tea
light a scented xmas candle
start net surfing in earnest
then, while paying no attention to what youre doing, sip a bit of the melted wax from the lit candle you set too close to your cup of tea
afterward, spend an hour or so trying to get that taste out of your mouth and peeling the wax from your skin and combing it out of your beard (if any).
good times....
PS: also, be sure and write down the new curse words you discover in the process