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Heheh, yeah - I remember last year's opening attraction crawl was a brilliant idea, and lots of fun - - until we had to wait for Peter Pan for hours in the blazing sun. It all sorta fell apart at that point, and not many people finished the quest.
What I am proposing this time is much more doable, and will highlight the best of Disneyland over its fifty years. Expecting July 17th to be ultra-crowded, I propose we try to hit a grand total of 5 attractions that day. And 5 other attractions on Saturday, the 16th. Two waves, each featuring one prime attraction from each Disneyland decade: 1955 thru 1964; 1965 thru 1974; 1975 thru 1984; 1985 thru 1994; and 1995 through the present. We'd have a vote to determine the "best" rides of those decades, and we'd all ride the top two vote-getters, in two waves of riding through Disneyland history!
Somewhere in there will be the traditional InnerSpace Party at Zapp's-and-my suite at the Disneyland Hotel, and also the wild night of debauchery at the Park Inn on Harbor, where so many of our mad divorcees (or divorcees-to-be) and their homosexual entourage will be staying.
There's also bound to be a MiceChat meet, a LoT meet, a Fab-refugee meet, a faux-drawbridge Castle run-thru, an opening speech group recitation in Town Square, a fireworks camp-out, a nitrous-oxide/rainbow-glasses Space Mountain ride, and I keep hearing rumours of a shirtless gay geek party.
It's gonna be a very busy weekend. I suggest we keep the attraction count expectation down to 10.
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