[€uroMeinke]

So with the advent of social networking connecting me with people I haven't talked to in over 30 years, I wonder if I can recap my life in a tweet. I know I could get demographic - you know, "married twice to same gal, no kids, same job last 20+ years, etc." but I wonder if I can capture something more interesting.

And because I like to steal other people's creative ideas, I offer you the same challenge, what might your 140 (or less) character bio be? What would let your grade school friends know in a text what you've been up to since they saw you last.

I'm going to sleep on this for now, but I'd love to see some attempts.