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Red Dawn Pollyanna
Saccharine blonde teenager kicks commie ass.
Iron Eagle vs. Shark
Too-stupid-to-live New Zealanders kick commie ass while wondering if they can get bit parts when Jemaine Clement films the next season of Flight of the Conchords.
The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming to America
The exact same movie with any potential ambiguity removed from the title. Some theater goers thought they might be coming to Canada.
Rocky IV Weddings and a Funeral
Drago kills Hugh Grant and as revenge Sylvestor Stallone kicks commie ass.
One, Two, Three, Four Christmases
A Coca Cola executive in West Berlin is upset when his daughter intends to marry an East German communist. But he relents when he realizes it would be less annoying than Vince Vaughn.
The Spy Who Came in from the Cold Creek Manor
A British spy takes on one last mission. A suicide mission. That mission is to have Disney make a good suspense horror movie. He fails.
The Day the Earth Caught Fire Down Below
Rita Hayworth, Robert Mitchum, and Jack Lemmon single handedly infect every last person on the planet with gonorrhea.
No Way Out of Africa
In a surprise move, Kevin Costner settles the question of whether he or Robert Redford is the worst actor turned Academy Award-winning director by killing Redford in a plane crash. Oops, spoiler warning.
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