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I wrote these for the Producers website a few years ago.
Finally, I can bring them out of retirement:
Beauty and the Beastmaster
A beautiful girl meets an action hero who has animal-like powers
Hannah and her Sister Act
NYU professor joins a group of soul singers posing as nuns
Jumpin’ Jack Flashdance
Dreadlocked cat burglar gives up her gig to follow her dreams of dancing in the big city
Beetlejews
Supernatural comedy about a haunted synagogue
Planet of the Abes[/b]
Sci Fi thriller about a future earth entirely populated by Abraham Lincolns
Goy Story
Alternate title of Passion of the Christ
The King and I, Robot
Elvis falls in love with the perfect woman, Ann-droid Margret
And even though it doesn't really work in this configuration...
JEWS
Blockbuster tale of a New England resort town devoured by a large family of ravenous hebrews the day after Yom Kippur
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