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Old 01-22-2009, 10:20 PM   #975
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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight View Post
Okay, it's official. I've unwittingly angered the gods of footwear.

I showed up at the field to play soccer today, only to discover that my soccer cleats were not tied to my gym bag as per usual. Fortunately someone had an extra pair of cleats. Unfortunately, they didn't really fit right, so within 10 minutes I had lovely painful blisters on both heels.

And here's the punchline. I get back to work, hobble into the locker room to take a shower...and there are my cleats, sitting in the cubby I apparently left them in 2 weeks ago.

Sigh.
GD, Sorry to be getting in on your footwear tragedy so late, but from the looks of those cheap sandals I believe you pissed off the Fashion Gods of Footwear long ago.

Best darken a room, light some candles and some cleansing sage around the offending footwear and reflect upon your misfortunes. Of course, vow never to shop at Payless. If that doesn't work, set the offending sandals on fire. (Without your feet in them, of course.)
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