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Originally Posted by second class citizen
GD, Sorry to be getting in on your footwear tragedy so late, but from the looks of those cheap sandals I believe you pissed off the Fashion Gods of Footwear long ago.
Best darken a room, light some candles and some cleansing sage around the offending footwear and reflect upon your misfortunes. Of course, vow never to shop at Payless. If that doesn't work, set the offending sandals on fire. (Without your feet in them, of course.)
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And then sing a rousing song of
"In the Tiki, tiki, tiki room!"