Bear...
Bear !!!
We get to slob around in our shorts, get wasted on beer, and hear some wanna-be mangle our national anthem. I hope Roseanne [Arnold] isn't in town...or that Maniah chick that warbles around every note like she's in church.
Or what if it's Florence Foster Jenkins? If it's her [Google that one, we have the album and will send you a sample if you ask], I'm going to get another slab* of beer...or maybe several, so I can jump off the stack before she tries to hit the high notes.
Yay !!!
Love and hugs,
The Stoat XXX.
*Slab = A box of tinnies.