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I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.
Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!!
I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost.
The bast*rd.
Serves him right.
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