[JWBear]

Oh, it isn't the name, or the reason she gave it. It was the whole "Like... gosh... I was going to be this totally rad sports announcer or something. But I found out I'd have to move to Connecticut. (Whatever!) So I stayed here and got this gig as Governor instead. It’s totally like work, so it kinda sucks. Then this old creepy dude wanted to make me Vice President. At first I said 'as if!'. But he explained what it was, and I thought it sounded totally cool, so I totally went for it.”