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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
I'm in line at the pet store to pay for some crickets at 10:20 this morning and I notice the fifty-something couple in front of me are violently chewing gum. Just chewing the sh*t out of it. I moved in for a closer sniff to see what they were trying to mask but I have a bit of a cold and picked up nothing. I wonder what they were up to, that early in the day?
Also, their cart was full of dog food.
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Perhaps they were trying to cover up the tale-tale signs of Alpo on their breath?