I'm wondering if my friend who's in from out of town will call me tonight.
I wonder what we will end up doing.
I wonder if Officer NotGoingToPostHisName will call me back soon, so that I don't have to wait, and wonder.
I wonder if this is like waiting by the telephone for a crush to call.
I wonder if I'll have bozo arrested tomorrow.
I wonder if I'm going to have to make sure I have 100x the fun next weekend from this.
I wonder if my friend from out of town that I hadn't seen in years thinks I'm this depressed all the time?
I wonder if wishing for next year to come and it's only May is healthy...
I wonder if each new day is really a new day, when the same goofy scenarios keep coming up.
I wonder if the mini-dachshunds I am watching will keep killing birds, so that I have to clean it up.
I wonder if those birds are diseased.
I wonder how much sh!t I will step in while trying to poop scoop.
I wonder who hit my car yesterday, and knocked off my front license plate (and thought kindly to leave it on the inside of my bumper

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Hmmm