One of my straight guy friends asked to go on the trip with me. He's such a cool guy. He said, "Take me along with you on your trip. I mean, wouldn't you want someone strong to protect you over there from whatever might hurt you? I could do that." You know, my straight guy friends just shouldn't talk to me like that. I mean, my gay ears can't take such nice talk. It made me melt a little. And, yes, he's straight straight straight. Dammit.
