Well, it wasn't like I told them to lie down. I just told them to defend a screen improperly - turn and chase the screener, defender of the man geting the screen stays too far on the weakside and gets hung up on it. A common mistake.
Plus, my defense is so good that coaches can't draw up plays for open shots against it.
Also, I knew the other coach - there was some relationship there. It isn't like he just came over and begged.