[Cadaverous Pallor]

I love it when I tell people that we're closing the library down for renovation and they respond "yeah, I heard, and I'm mad as hell." Well, I'm sorry Miss Old Bitch That's Lived in "Old Town" Since It Was New, you're going to have to drag your sorry ass to the small branch 2 miles away while we double the sq footage so that we can have room for more "Death is Breathing Down Your Neck" whodunits and "I Wish I Could Have More Sex" porno-romances for you. Yeah, I know, getting $10 mil for a new 2 story addition and more parking is the ABSOLUTE WORST THING that could happen to our fair city. I'm sure a year and a half of minor inconvenience could never be worth it.

Love it!!!