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					Originally Posted by CoasterMatt  May I axe you a question? | 
	
 
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					Originally Posted by Alex  I know that's a popular one, but so long as the person doesn't spell it "axe" when they write it down I don't have a problem with "axe" any more than I do with Southerners droppin' Gs. | 
	
 A common Aussie bastardisation of that is:
"May I arks you a question?"
 
...surprisingly common. 
