Well - after a clean-up of the
spectacular spectacular, it turns out we have some of that "Got Wood" cleanser.
Noting that the bottle said "Non-toxic" I did what any 3-year old child would do, I ate some. Or rather, I pour some into the palm of my had and had a taste.
While there is an unmistakable pleasant almond aroma, it was accompanied with a rather soapy finish, which sadly lingers much longer than the almond.
I'm not in the hospital yet, but as Alex's comment implied, that could be the result of some placebo effect not having done the experiment using a double-blind methodology.
In any event, I believe the soapiness discounts it's use as a cocktail mixer.