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		 As a kid I hated my name because I could never find anything with my name on it. I wanted my name to be April. I have no idea where that came from either. 
 
My parents wanted to name me my Hebrew name, but then they figured I would be made fun of. Kids can make fun of any name (including mine). 
 
If I was a boy I would have been Benjamin. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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