Jim Carrey, okay. He can definitely do slapstick and he'd be fine as a Stooge. But Curly? Is he gonna wear a fat suit? Would that not impede his physicality?
Benicio Del Toro? Um, no. Moe is not a psychopathic killer. The only qualification Benny of the Bull has to play Moe is black hair.
Sean Penn (I originally thought you meant Penn Jilette) as Larry!?!?! Jeebus zombie christ on a pogo stick, how much crack were they smoking when they thought Sean Penn could play a Stooge? Sure, he's a talented dramatic actor, but not a gifted comedian, let alone someone who can handle slapstick.
Please tell me this is all just someone's idea of a practical joke.
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