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04-06-2009, 01:07 PM
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The Urban Dictionary. Hysterical. I often think of some parent or clueless Thurston Howell III (from Gilligan's Island not NA's island) kind of guy trying to translate something he happened to have overheard.
"Hello, Chaz? It's Wilburforce. I just got back from skiing in Aspen and I can't tell you what a time we had. I did a couple of runs and left Starla at the lodge, she was feeling kind of down in the dumps so she stayed behind reading the latest Ann Coulter by the fireplace. Well, when I got back she was in literally in tears. Some busboy came up to her and said he wanted to (and I'm doing air-quotes here) "skeet all over her face". Well, I thought nothing of it until we got a Wi-Fi connection and I looked it up at Urban Dictionary dot com. Well, I ask you, was I miffed? I was indeed. We tried to find that busboy but you know how all those types look the same..."
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