[Prudence]

I love that my old dentist did a crappy job fitting one of my crowns and now I have to have SURGERY to repair it. I love that because insurance already paid my old dentist to do a crappy job, they won't pay any portion of the repair bill.

I love it!

I really do love that I'm taking torts this summer. I wouldn't normally feel vindictive, but the old dentist literally punched me in the arm and told me my bleeding gums were my fault for not brushing properly, when it turns out the bleeding gums are because the crown wasn't fitted properly and there's decay up under the edge of the crown that I couldn't possibly be expected to brush, it being under the crown and all.

I just love being blamed for a professional's lousy work. I really love it.