[
sung to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]
Hipy Papy Laffy Smaffy Pfaffy Caffee Pifty,
Here's a little birthday song you'll think is really nifty,
I won't tell the folks on LoT you're turning bloody 
fifty,
Hipy Papy Laffy Smaffy Pfaffy Caffee Pifty
 
I Wuv You Pookie.  
 
 
Oh, I have a surprise. I'm taking you to DISNEYLAND for your 50th. 
 
 
 
Bet you never saw THAT one coming.
 
Oh, and you're a bloody good navigator stoat too. 
 
 
 
PS: Did I mention I Wuv You ?